For today's main event we have two titan's of interstellar combat!
In this corner, wearing a metallic tunic and utility belt, with slow reflexes, a bad temper and a speech impediment ... THE GORN!!!!
And in this corner, wearing a yellow Starfleet uniform and pants that are tighter than they should be, with an overactive libido, huge ego ... and a speech impediment ... Captain Kirk!!!!
This heavyweight bout to be decided by knock out, death, or makeshift cannon blast per Metron and Nevada Boxing Commission regulations.
One has a boulder the size of a VW Beetle and the other has a tree branch ...
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
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